The Blame Game

Keith sneezed two times this morning.  

When I sneezed two times a few minutes later, 

I accused Keith of getting me sick, 

even though it was nothing more than a ticklish nose.

He must not have liked me saying that, 

however, because he responded with, 

"You know, Jill, 

when you get older and go through menopause, 

you can't blame me."