My Fifteen Minutes (or One Second) of Fame

I just got a text from one of my school friends.

Apparently, I was on TV this morning.

YIKES!!

I had no idea they were actually going to use that footage.

Now, my question is,

Where's my tuition reduction?!

...I knew I should have signed a contract before they started taking pictures.

P.S.  This isn't my first television appearance. 

Years ago, a news camera caught me during a Black Friday shopping frenzy. 

I told you we were hardcore.