I just got a text from one of my school friends.
Apparently, I was on TV this morning.
I had no idea they were actually going to use that footage.
Now, my question is,
Where's my tuition reduction?!
...I knew I should have signed a contract before they started taking pictures.
P.S. This isn't my first television appearance.
Years ago, a news camera caught me during a Black Friday shopping frenzy.
I told you we were hardcore.