Keith: Did you hang up that green towel in the bathroom?
Me: You mean the blue towel?
Keith: No, the green towel. Did you put it there?
Me: I hung up a blue towel, yes.
Keith: It's green.
Me: No, it's blue.
Keith: You're colorblind. It's green.
Me: I'm not colorblind. It's blue.
You be the judge.
P.S. When I showed Keith this picture he accused me of switching out the green towel and putting a blue towel in its place. If only he would realize that we don't actually own any green towels...