Wednesday, September 21, 2011

My New Diet in 5 Easy Steps

  1. Go to Zumba.  Shake your booty, shimmy your stuff, scrunch your abs, and sweat your guts out.
  2. Drink at least 12 ounces of water as soon as you get home.
  3. Cut yourself a gigantic chocolate brownie.  Smell it; stare at it; savor it by sight for at least 10 minutes.
  4. Admit defeat.  You simply cannot eat the brownie because your tummy's all wound up from the work out and the water.
  5. Place the untouched and uneaten brownie back in the pan and walk away.
This new diet is going to do wonders for my waistline...until I eat that brownie for breakfast tomorrow.

1 comment:

Joellen said...

Jill... I went to Zumba for the first time this week.... I finally got out the door with the chaos of the week. I'm laughing at your new diet. I should try it!