Friday, August 19, 2011

Five Things I Learned at Staff Meeting Yesterday

  1. Any type of knit clothing should really be worn with a bra underneath it.  And if it is a knit dress--a short one without leggings--a slip should be worn as well.  It is NOT pretty if these two items have been ignored.  Underwears are essential.
  2. It takes 7 countries to make 15.2 oz of Minute Maid apple juice: USA, Argentina, Austria, Chile, China, Germany, and Turkey.
  3. If someone shows me a video that has fast and ZOOMING cinematography and then tells me to make sure I read all the words, I am going to get motion sickness and feel like I am about to puke.
  4. When you have 3 piercings in your right ear, and only one in your left, don't wear a matching set of earrings.  Wear a hoop in your left and then 3 different studs in your right.  It makes you look wild and unpredictable...especially at 60+ years old.
  5. 4 hours is really too long for me to sit still.


Jennie said...

wow, what a meeting!

Erin said...

Umm. Was this at the U? Wow.