We had pizza for dinner last night. Attached to the box was a coupon for free cookie dough if you take their survey. Never one to pass up free stuff, this morning I dialed the number, took the survey, and got my free cookie dough code.
While I was in the 1-800 mood, I pulled out my two recent Costa Vida receipts to get my free dessert (because they do that! Check your receipt!). The first went without incident, and I dialed the number for the second. In my haste, I transposed two of numbers and dialed wrong. Instead of hearing Chef Dave-from-Costa-Vida's pleasant voice, I heard "Thank you for ordering Zestra. A representative will be with you soon."
Zestra? Since I had no idea what that was, I looked it up. Um...yeah...it's a drug for women...specifically pre- and post-menopausal...to feel...more...when they...you know...
...Ahem...
And all I wanted was a free dish of flan.
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