The doctor prescribed something called a "Triple Mix" for my sore throat. It is three lovely medicines mixed together to numb the throat and make it feel good. I just took a teaspoon of the mix and swished and gurgled it about in my mouth like I was supposed to. And I'll tell you what: my throat is still hurting, but my lips sure are buzzing.
Now time for Alice in Wonderland. If the medicine doesn't get me tipsy, maybe the movie will.