My five-year-old nephew Jamison cracks me up. Yesterday he was telling me of what he wants, or does not want, to be when he grows up.
Jamison: I don't ever want to be a doctor; they don't make very much money.
Me: They don't?
Jamison: Nope. They only get $25 for each sucker.
Smart kid. He should know too, since he feigned sickness earlier in the summer just so he could be taken to the doctor's and get a sucker at the end of it. I'm sure his mom didn't appreciate the $25 co-pay, or should I say, sucker payment.