On Christmas Eve, I attened a Midnight Mass that my brother was singing at. Sitting in the row behind me was one of my high school friends, Matt. I hadn't seen him since highschool and had recently heard that he was still single. Hmm. Usually one to pass up such opportunities, I forced myself to say hi, thinking only of my future.
Me: "Matt! How are you?! Do you remember me?"
Matt: "Um...your face looks familiar...?"
Stranger in the row behind Matt: "Jill Hinckley!! What's up? Long time no see!"
It was another Matt from high school, but a cooler, more awesome-because-he-remembered-me Matt.
Matt no. 1 walked away looking confused.
Moral of the story: Sometimes life is enig-Matt-ic and is full of trivial Matt-ers.