Splishing and Splashing

I slipped while in the shower today.  

My feet just went out from under me

(aided by the soap I had just used on them, no doubt)

and I fell right on my fanny.  

Luckily, I wasn't hurt, 

but my body is starting to feel the effects of me 

trying to cannonball in the bathtub.

Not a good idea, kids.