At school yesterday, two kindergarten fraternal twins were sitting in the office, waiting for their babysitter to come pick them up. I had just visited their respective classrooms earlier that day, so they seemed pretty excited to see me in the office. I decided to hold a conversation with the two:
Me: Hey, guys! Are you two brothers?
Twin #1: Yeah, we're brothers!
Twin #2: We're twins!
Me: Wow, twins?! That's awesome! You're in Mrs. T's class (to Twin #1), and you're in Miss M's class (to Twin #2), right?
Twin #1: How did you know that?! How could you tell us apart?!
Me: I could tell cause I think you look different. Do you look different or the same?
Twin #1: Different! I look like my dad!!
Twin #2: And I look like my mom, 'cause my mom has a skinny butt, and I have a skinny butt too!!!
Unfortunately, their babysitter walked in right then, because these kids were hilarious!!!