I have traveled all over the world today:
I began my journey in sunny Cedar City,
I dined at a pub of Ireland's emerald isle,
I visioned a summer's dream in the forests of Greece,
I tasted Southern-smoked hospitality of the Texas plains,
I went for a short ride through the desert of Arabia,
And then I ended the evening in a little town of Italy.
Now, if only I'd been able to make a jaunt up to Canada...