At 12:03 I opened the fridge and froze. Someone had stolen my lunch.
But then I remembered that I had never put my lunch in the fridge in the first place, and I was a little disappointed because there is nothing like meat and cheese at room temperature.
Being the poor student that I am, I did what any normal 26 year- and 51 week-old would do: I put my chips on my sandwich and called it good.
....Have I ever told you about my gag reflex?
Thank heavens for leftover Halloween candy.