Yesterday morning I woke up, showered, washed my hair, shaved my armpits, ironed my shirt, dressed myself, untangled and gelled my mop, brushed my teeth, packed my laptop, grabbed my jacket, and fled out the door in under 20 minutes.
It was horrible.
This morning I woke up, showered, did not wash my hair, did not shave any part of my body, ironed my pants, dressed myself, pulled my hair back, brushed my teeth, packed my lunch, grabbed my sweater, and barely made it out the door in 45 minutes.
It was still horrible.
Remind me again why Tuesdays and Wednesdays must exist?