Monday, March 8, 2010

Sweater Swap


What happens when you have two practically identical sweaters of the exact same style and color, only one dates back from pre-mission and has been washed and worn, while the other you received as a gift this last Christmas and is still considered fairly new, hanging in your closet?


As you are throwing on your clothes and running out of the house at 7:15 in the morning, you inevitably pick the wrong sweater (the older, not the newer) in your haste and do not notice your mistake until you are sitting at your desk and begin to wonder how your sweater seems to have shrunk at least two inches in length since the last time you wore it last week.

One more question:

Is my midriff showing?

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