I've Got Skills

...Or I at least pretend to. Let's face it: my work is about as cheap as my fee. But, I'm having fun trying. I wanted to go out front, but they wanted the back. So, instead of grass and light and space, you get scaffolding, unconducive pillars, and a swimming pool. Whatever. They're the ones who have to live with these pictures.

(P.S. the green umbrella was MY idea. A Target special for only $3.48. Isn't it fun?)